Billy Crystal
Lionel Carpenter
Joan Prather
Segoynia Savaka
Alex Rocco
Sergeant Danny Bonhoff
Doris Roberts
Mrs. Carpenter
Margaret Adachi
Interviewer
Adam Anderson
Sobbing Sailor
John Andersonjo
African Chief
Edward Ansara
Second Newscaster
Gino Ardito
Wino Brother
Lawrence Bame
Second Secret Serivce Man
Sarverio Barbiere
Gypsy Cousin
Marlene Barr
Cashier
Billy Barty
Lester
Tanii Bauer
Mrs. Reinheimer
Peggy Blow
Bunny
Steve Bluestein
Berkowitz
Suzanne Buhrer
Bust Developing Lady
May Boss
Frail Old Lady
R.G. Brown
Amazing Frank
Warren Burton
First Secret Service Man
H.R. Calhoun
Native Drummer
William Callaway
Intern
Hamilton Camp
Misha
Allan Chinn
Chinese Soldier
Patience Cleveland
First Dancing Lady
Imogene Coca
Madam Marie
Jane Connell
Anthropologist
Charles Cooper
Second Presidential Aide
Edwin Craig
Man in Crowd
Valerie Curtin
Pashima
Keene Curtis
Dr. Julius Lasse-Braun
Francis De Sales
Cardinal
Fay DeWitt
Mrs. Stockard
Richard Deacon
First Newscaster
Barry Dennen
Mad Bomber
Peter Elbling
Monya
Norman Fell
Segoynia's Father
Fannie Flagg
The President's Wife
Jack Fletcher
The Pope
Ben Freedman
Gypsy Grandfather
Ben Frommer
Mr. Sanchez
Monika Furness
Little Girl
Alice Ghostley
Nurse Tumm
George Gobel
The President of the U.S.
Ina Gould
Woman Flasher
Rosey Grier
Taxi Driver
Rod Haase
Surfer
Tracy Hotchner
Woman in Crowd
Pollyanna Houston
Harpist
Roy D. Jackson
Man in Crowd
J.S. Johnson
Father of Triplets
Michael Keaton
Sailor
John Kaufman
Janitor
Paul Kessler
Storm Trooper
Deborah Klose
Shopper
Susan Krebs
Mother
James Lashly
Man in Crowd
Hap Lawrence
Soldier
Sondra Lowell
Second Dancing Lady
Paul Lynde
Dr. Roger Vidal
Tommy Madden
Hospital Visitor
Peter Marshall
Self
Murray Matheson
Dr. Mario Lowell
Roddy McDowall
Gypsy Grandmother / Dr. D & C Fishbine
Jed Mills
Air Force Aide
Rollin Moriyama
Japanese Doctor
Shelley Morrison
Mrs. Borzoni
Nora Nichols
Woman in Crowd
Sheree North
Mystery Lady
Raymond O'Keefe
Bronco
Georgie Paul
Gypsy Lady
Paul Pepper
Reporter
Henry Polic II
Tito
Tom Poston
Minister
May Quigley
Nurse
Charlotte Rae
Cousin Claire
Teri Hope
Sobbing Lady
Ron Rifkin
Dr. Briscoe
Joan Rivers
Second Nurse
Sab Shimono
Chinese Leader
Mary Steelsmith
Melody Carpenter
Linda Thompson
Girl on Bus
Roderick Alexander
A Tint of Darkness Band Member
Ray Anthony Morris
A Tint of Darkness Band Member
Fred Pittman
A Tint of Darkness Band Member
Nathan Pittman
A Tint of Darkness Band Member
Barry Gene Williams
A Tint of Darkness Band Member
Jimmie Walker
Umbuto
Al Ward
Man in Crowd
Jomarie Ward
Woman Reporter
John Welsh
Army Aide
Lou Wills Jr.
Doctor
Dick Yarmy
First Presidential Aide
Carmen Zapata
Madam Nundi
Susanne Zenor
Mother of Triplets
Vincent Di Paolo
Swat Team Officer (uncredited)
Larry Gelman
Stand-Up Comic (uncredited)
Melissa Rivers
Little Girl (uncredited)
Charles Pierce
The Queen of England
Jane Chung
Woman (uncredited)
