Drake Bell
Rick Riker / Dragonfly
Sara Paxton
Jill Johnson
Christopher McDonald
Lou Landers
Leslie Nielsen
Uncle Albert Adams
Kevin Hart
Trey
Marion Ross
Aunt Lucille
Ryan Hansen
Lance Landers
Keith David
The Chief of Police
Brent Spiner
Dr. Strom
Robert Joy
Dr. Hawking
Jeffrey Tambor
Dr. Whitby
Robert Hays
Blaine Riker
Nicole Sullivan
Julia Riker
Sam Cohen
Young Rick
Regina Hall
Mrs. Xavier
Marisa Lauren
Storm
Craig Bierko
Wolverine (scenes deleted)
Richard Tillman
Leg-Shaving Wolverine
Simon Rex
The Human Torch
Dan Castellaneta
Carlson
Atom Gorelick
Stretchy Boy
Alison Woods
Stretchy Girl
Eric Artell
Sneezo
Sean Simms
Barry Bonds
Pamela Anderson
Invisible Girl
Miles Fisher
Tom Cruise
Brian Carpenter
Matthews
Vincent Larusso
Bank Robber
Michael Papajohn
"Gimme your wallet"
Anna Osceola
"Dr. Hawking, I am such a fan"
Rod McLachlan
Actual Editor
John Getz
Lunatic Editor
Charlene Tilton
Jill's Mother
Jenica Bergere
"Mr. Landers!"
Byrne Offutt
Reporter Ed
Vic Polizos
Undertaker
Daryl J. Johnson
"Well, an old guy did get shot over there"
Kent Shocknek
News Anchor
Amanda Carlin
Principal
Clay Greenbush
Dead Blonde Woman's Husband
Kurt Fuller
Bank Loan Officer
Seth McCook
Paperclip Guy
Craig Mazin
"Okay, I come back"
Jonathan Chase
Onlooker #1
Kourtney Kaas
Onlooker #2
Karlton Johnson
Truck Driver
Charles W. Gray
"Thanks for the loan, Mr. Thompson"
Wendy L. Walsh
Live Reporter
Ian Patrick Williams
King of Sweden
Elisabeth Noone
"Take me...."
Aki Aleong
Dalai Lama
Howard Mungo
Nelson Mandela
David McKnight
Bishop Tutu
Freddie Pierce
Tony Bennett
Steve Monroe
Nerdy Dragonfly
Jerry Haleva
Saddam Hussein
Jeremiah Hu
Asian Hourglass
Matt Champagne
"Excuse me, there's a line!"
Susan Breslau
Mourner
Nick Kiriazis
Police Officer
Aubrie Lemon
Dead Blonde Woman
Ajay Mehta
Convenience Store Owner
Cameron Ali Sims
Xavier's Son
Lil' Kim
Xavier's Daughter
Jordan Rubin
The Guy Who Wipes Wolverine's Ass (scenes deleted)
Shanna Beauchamp
Student (uncredited)
James J. Burke
YouTube User (uncredited)
Kristen Endow
HS Student (uncredited)
Timothy Farmer
Kid in the Orange Beanie (uncredited)
Whitney Ann Jenkins
Pink Superhero (uncredited)
James Lew
Shaolin Monk (uncredited)
Alan Mueting
Security Man (uncredited)
Gene Richards
Chicken Man (uncredited)
Marque Richardson
Xavier's Older Son (uncredited)
Thomas Rosales Jr.
Bandit in Alley (uncredited)
Jeffry Tamara
Student (uncredited)
Manu Toigo
Award Presenter (uncredited)
Julie Van
Neo-Batgirl (uncredited)
Tracy Morgan
Professor Xavier
Robert Bezanilla
EMT (uncredited)
