Slags

Mark Arden

Hula

Lee Cornes

Arch Crippledick

Steve Dixon

Boy Madness

Adrian Edmondson

Ace

Paul Mark Elliott

Hawaiian

Serena Evans

Slammer

Dawn French

Passion

Stephen Frost

Bula

Anthony Stewart Head

Ricki

Maureen O'Farrell

Warden

Nigel Planer

Marlon

Alice Richardson

Baby

Peter Richardson

Squealer

Jennifer Saunders

Little Sister

Peter Silverleaf

Hawaiian

Dudley Sutton

Marlon's Father

Mandi Symonds

Pearl

Emma Thompson

Young Woman

Faith Tingle

Warden