David Spade
Dickie Roberts
Mary McCormack
Grace Finney
Jon Lovitz
Sidney Wernick
Craig Bierko
George Finney
Alyssa Milano
Cyndi
Rob Reiner
Self
Scott Terra
Sam Finney
Jenna Boyd
Sally Finney
John Farley
Referee
Michael Buffer
Self
Spencer Garrett
Publisher
Rachel Dratch
Reiner's Secretary
Bobby Slayton
Commentator
Fred Wolf
Dickie's Corner Man
Emmanuel Lewis
Self
Joey Diaz
Emmanuel's Entourage
Kevin Grevioux
Emmanuel's Entourage
Brian Clark
Guy in Car
Leif Garrett
Himself
Emily Harrison
Girl
Nancy M. Pimental
Girl
Alan Blumenfeld
Mr. Rollins
Sasha Mitchell
Angry Driver
M. Blair Breard
Alcoholic Speaker
Tom Arnold
Self
Kathleen Randazzo
Counselor
Peggy Mannix
Lamaze Group Leader
Corey Feldman
Self
Barry Williams
Self
Danny Bonaduce
Self
Dustin Diamond
Self
Hal Sparks
Publisher
Rob Elk
Biker
Retta
Sad Eye Sadie
Ian Gomez
Strange Man
Doris Roberts
Peggy Roberts
Dick Van Patten
Self
Nicholas Schwerin
Young Dickie
Michelle Ruben
Ring Girl
Edie McClurg
Mrs. Gertrude
John Kirk
Passing Man with Camera
Alexander D. Slanger
Map Seller
Oliver Kindred
Bully
Brandon de Paul
Bully
Evan Lee Dahl
Bully
Wyatt Smith
Boy in Crowd
Patrick Thomas O'Brien
Mr. Gertrude
Colin Ryan
Gertrude Kid
Christopher Johnson
Boy
Sergei Virovlianski
Boy
Jake Chapman
Boy
Ambyr Childers
Barbie
Valerie Perrine
Teacher at Microphone
Ashley Edner
Heather Bolan
Kevin Farley
Valet
Miko C. Brando
Valet
Mindy Burbano
News Correspondent
Jann Carl
Self
Lindsey Dann
Reporter
Lisa Joyner
Self
Erin Murphy
Brittany
Meghan Faye Gallagher
Janice
Willie Aames
Self
Fred Berry
Self
Todd Bridges
Self
Gary Coleman
Self
Jeff Conaway
Self
Corey Haim
Self
Tony Dow
Self
Florence Henderson
Self
Christopher Knight
Self
Barry Livingston
Self
Mike Lookinland
Self
Maureen McCormick
Self
Eddie Mekka
Self
Jeremy Miller
Self
Erin Moran
Self
Haywood Nelson
Self
Jay North
Self
Ron Palillo
Self
Butch Patrick
Self
Jonathan Loughran
Self
Peter Dante
Self
Paul Petersen
Self
Adam Rich
Self
Rodney Allen Rippy
Self
Marion Ross
Self
Ernest Lee Thomas
Self
Charlene Tilton
Self
Michael McDonald
Maitre' D
Brendan Fraser
Self (uncredited)
Jesse Rutherford
5th Grade Boy
