Ben Affleck
Bartleby
Matt Damon
Loki
Linda Fiorentino
Bethany
Salma Hayek Pinault
Serendipity
Jason Lee
Azrael
Jason Mewes
Jay
Alan Rickman
Metatron
Chris Rock
Rufus
George Carlin
Cardinal Glick
Bud Cort
John Doe Jersey
Alanis Morissette
God
Jeff Anderson
Gun Salesman
Brian O'Halloran
Grant Hicks
Janeane Garofalo
Liz
Betty Aberlin
Nun
Dwight Ewell
Kane
Guinevere Turner
Bus Station Attendent
Bryan Johnson
Protestor #1
Walt Flanagan
Protestor #2
Jared Pfennigwerth
Stygian Triplet
Kitao Sakurai
Stygian Triplet
Barret Hackney
Stygian Triplet
Dan Etheridge
Priest at St. Stephen's
Derek Milosavljevic
Kissing Couple
Lesley Braden
Kissing Couple
Nancy Bach
Mrs. Reynolds
Armando Rodriguez
Waiter
Kevin Smith
Silent Bob
Scott Mosier
Smooching Seaman
Monica Hampton
Seaman Smoocher
Ben Cain
Gangster #1
Richard Baderinwa
Gangster #2
Javon Johnson
Gangster #3
Derrick Sanders
Gangster #4
Mark Joy
Whitland
Linda Levine
Woman in Boardroom
Ethan Suplee
Norman (voice)
Jonathan Gordon
Blanket Boy on Train
Matthew Maher
Bartender
Nancy Mosser
Governor Dalton
Robert Holtzman
Officer McGee
Ming Chen
Club Patron (uncredited)
Chris Kittinger
Bus Sleeper (uncredited)
Kimberly Loughran
Woman in Elevator (uncredited)
Jim Mahfood
Parishioner (uncredited)
Brendan McFadden
Parishioner (uncredited)
Joe Nozemack
Parishioner (uncredited)
Ernest O'Donnell
Reporter (uncredited)
Vincent Pereira
Extra (uncredited)
Brian Quinn
Man Holding Mooby Figurine in Airport (uncredited)
Bob Schreck
Parishioner (uncredited)
Joe Shelby
Bus Rider (uncredited)
J.E. Smith
Businessman (uncredited)
Adrienne Wehr
Protestor (uncredited)
