Steve Martin
Larry
Charles Grodin
Warren
Judith Ivey
Iris
Steve Lawrence
Jack
Robyn Douglass
Danielle
Merv Griffin
Himself
Joyce Brothers
Herself
Candi Brough
Schneider Twin
Randi Brough
Schneider Twin
Julie Payne
Rental Agent
Madison Arnold
Lonely Cop
Roger Robinson
Greeting Card Supervisor
Dan P. Hannafin
Park Guard
Joan Sweeny
Girl in Blood Bank
Nicholas Mele
Maitre D'
Leon Jones
Traffic Cop
Richard Delmonte
Raul
Leslie Wing
Girl in Bar
Helen Verbit
Woman in Window
Kenneth O'Brien
Hold Up Man
Erika Hiller
Girl in Bank
Karyn Harrison
Couple in Bar
Hunt Block
Couple in Bar
Alan Leach
Bookstore Man
Ed Beheler
Jimmy Carter Look-Alike
Jerry Grayson
Man Who Gets Shot
Michael Greer
Counterman
Georges Saurel
Waiter
Erik Holland
Ship's Officer
Hugh Douglas
Narrator (voice)
Sarah Abrell
Bride
Ken Hixon
Guest in Church
Rance Howard
Minister
Billy James
Bridge Jumper #2
José Martínez
Gang Member
Jade Bari
Cabbie
Gloria Irizarry
Woman at Elevated
Beau Starr
2nd Cop
Dominic Barto
2nd Hold-Up Man
Charles DeVries
Ship's Maitre D'
Santos Morales
Janitor
Jolina Collins
Janitor
Lena Pousette
Frieda
Charlie Laiken
Man on Roof
Steve Hurwitz
Man on Roof
Hardy Rawls
Man on Roof
Doug Smith
Man on Roof
Tom Kubiak
Man on Roof
Joanne Hahn
Model at Party
Robina Suwol
Girl at Party
Stephanie Segal
Agent at Party
George Tyne
Director at Party
Tony Giorgio
Writer at Party
Eb Lottimer
Groom
Dan Moody
Spaceman
Badja Djola
Native
Richard Sarradet
Spaceman Lover
Susan Spilker
Spacewoman Lover
Matthew Faison
Lonely Guy
Martin Beck
Lonely Guy
Charles Bouvier
Lonely Guy
Leslie Bevis
Seven Deadly Sins
Lamya Derval
Seven Deadly Sins
Martina Finch
Seven Deadly Sins
Madonna Fowler
Seven Deadly Sins
Jenny Gago
Seven Deadly Sins
Margo Kelly
Seven Deadly Sins
Marie Laurin
Seven Deadly Sins
Loni Anderson
Herself (uncredited)
Paul Benedict
Dr. Zook (voice) (uncredited)
Ray Girardin
Bridge Jumper (uncredited)
Bob Harks
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Allan Kolman
Lonely Ship Passenger (uncredited)
Angel Ramirez Jr.
Gang Member (uncredited)
Mike Tremont
Single Man (uncredited)
