Takeshi Kitano

Takeshi / Yakuza / Father / Ninja / Detective / Astronomer

江守徹

Higashi Oizumi

岸本加世子

Kumiko

鈴木杏

Kimiko

松坂慶子

Wife

木村佳乃

Daughter

Kazuko Yoshiyuki

Maid

内田有紀

Heroine

宝田明

Gentleman in a White Mercedes

藤田弓子

Massao's Mother

大杉漣

Astronomer Yamamoto

寺島進

Young Man

菅田俊

Hisamatsu

渡辺哲

Noh Mask Man

六平直政

Karate Instructor

仁科貴

Car Owner

石橋保

Hisamatsu Group Young Head

森下能幸

Barkeeper

Kakeru Yoshida

Foreign Boy living in Japan

Kenichi Abe

Police Officer

入江若葉

Madam at the Bar

谷本一

Chief Elder

Toshimasa Niiro

Retainer

Kazuya Nakajima

Child

Yūko Fukui

Old Lady

モロ師岡

Thug

有薗芳記

Man Who Picked Up the Car

井手らっきょ

Professor Ide

Yoshiki Tano

Owner of the House

Tetsuya Kakihara

Duck (voice)

伊武雅刀

Narrator (voice)