Missi Pyle
Herself / Mabel
Penn Jillette
Herbert Blount
Harry Hamlin
Godfrey Winters
Hayes MacArthur
Reed
Lin Shaye
Captain Wheeler
Gilbert Gottfried
Superintendent
Adam Rifkin
Adam Rifkin
Marshall Bell
Moving Company Guy
Nestor Carbonell
Perry
Teller
Rudy Nelson
Dean Cameron
Brian
Bree Olson
Sexy Nurse
Lisa Rinna
Self
Rob Steinberg
Detective Whiteside
Bridey Elliott
Wardrobe Girl
Cokey Falkow
Special Effects Guy
Sophie Dee
Hooker Crowdfunder
Caroline Gayle
Paddle Girl
Diana Terranova
Manson Girl
Gus Langley
Police Officer
Katarina Law
Police Officer
Leslie McKeller
Nurse Twiggy
Shawn C. Phillips
Birthday Boy
Destiny Soria
Self
Dave Anthony
Richard Speck
D. Brett Schramm
Jeffrey Dahmer
Jon Barinholtz
Video Assist Guy
Demetrius Thomas
Detective Jones
Lexi Love
Prison Guard 02
Matt Donnelly
Prison Guard 01
David Chapman
Assistant Director
Dylan Treger
College Boy / Failed LA Actor 'College' Kid
Shannon Treger
Young Nurse / Doctor No Cajones
Miles Dougal
Charles Manson
Meredith Pyle
Self
Reda Beebe
Medic
Benjamin Schrader
Mormon 1
David Aboussafy
Mormon 2 / Massive Headwound Hank
Ronald Graham
Albert Fish / Annoying Person #3
Debi Staron
Police Officer
Shannon McManigal
Attractive, Funny, Well-Endowed Shooting Victim
Seth H. Steadman
Bad Hat Etiquette Cop
Jan Philip Browne
Blump's Burgers Owner
Coleman Lannum
Blump's Burgers Crowdfunder (as Cole Lannum)
Curt Harpold
Blump's Burgers Patron
Mick Luvbright
Caesar (with Chariot)
Kayla Levine
Child W / Dog Walker
Cayla Kirschbaum
Cranial Cavity Cayla
Geri Hormel
Crowdfunding Cop Chick #1 / Nurse Stabbed-a-Lot
Gillian Hormel
Crowdfunding Cop Chick #2 / Nurse Shoulda-Taken-the-Stairs
Samantha Nieto
Crowdfunding Cop Chick #3 / Nurse Screams-a-Lot
Daniel Greenspun
Cutting Room Floor Guy
Lori Hyland
Cutting Room Floor Guy's Prostitute
Lisa Farmer
Dead Diner Dame
Carey Barrett
Dead Faculty
Chris Koontz
Dead Hippie
Derek A. Zavala
Derek the Stud
Daniel Bays
Detective Daniel Petoskey
Dionne A. Zavala
Dionee the Falling Angel
Chuck Fazio
Dr. Ted Manon
Monica Cook
Emily's Best Friend
Taylor J. Smith
Extremely Handsome Police Sergeant / Hot EMT
Ché Graham
Fillet-O-Fish
Francesco Santora
First Guy Shot
Anne Roelke
Flowered Pants Lady
Bryan Hayned
Fryer Duck and Cover
Dee Luvbright
Gadget the Purple Pony
Andrew Wimsatt
Greeting Cop
Christopher Lemmings
Hamlin Fan
Cheryl Lemmings
Hamlin Fan Cheryl
Warren Scott Kirschbaum
Keystone Cop Number 3.0 (as Warren Kirschbaum)
Javier Andy Zavala Jr.
Handsome Cuban Manager
Mac McPherson
Invisible PTSD Cop
Brian D. Sheehy
Officer Clem Son / Penn's Body Double
Larry F. Scott
Officer Lutz
Rod Fielder
Police Officer
Jeff Levine
Uniformed Officer
Bob Lawler
Bigshot Producer with Mid-life Crisis / Ponytail Texting at Video Village
Renee Reeser Zelnick
Crowdfunder 05
Pam Love
Crowdfunder 04
Diana Terranova
Manson Girl #1
John Farrier
Blump's Burgers Victim
Robert Belushi
Elder Ashby (uncredited)
Daz Byard
Detective (uncredited)
Dean Cameron
Brian (uncredited)
Leonel Claude
Officer Gause (uncredited)
Valerie R. Cook
Security Guard (uncredited)
Brie Cubelic
College Girl (uncredited)
Javier Flores
Police Officer (uncredited)
Michael Haddad
Police Officer (uncredited)
Dustin Knouse
Reality TV Camera Man (uncredited)
Gus Langley
Police Officer (uncredited)
Katarina Law
Police Officer (uncredited)
Sarah Lowe
Agenty Cindy (uncredited)
Shawn C. Phillips
Birthday Boy (uncredited)
Robert McMurrer
Charles Whitman (uncredited)
C. Ronald McPherson
Restaurant Patron (uncredited)
Jeremy L. Morrison
Clash of the Titans Geek (uncredited)
Rick Nathanson
Guy Sleeping Under Stabbed Nurse (uncredited)
Johnny Ortiz
Club Goer (uncredited)
Jon Ray
Cop / Restaurant Patron (uncredited)
Mark Rossignol
Cop (uncredited)
Carlos Simental Jr.
Thug (uncredited)
Destiny Soria
Self (uncredited)
Scott Winig
Real Director of Photography (uncredited)
Ebony Williams
Ebony Williams (uncredited)
Patrick J. Statham
James Huberty (uncredited)
