Will Forte
MacGruber
Kristen Wiig
Vicki
Ryan Phillippe
Piper
Powers Boothe
Colonel Faith
Maya Rudolph
Casey
Chris Irvine
Frank Korver
Mark Henry
Tut Beemer
Glenn Jacobs
Tanker Lutz
Dalip Singh
Tug Phelps
Hassan Hamin Assad
Vernon Freedom
Paul Wight
Brick Hughes
Timothy V. Murphy
Constantine
Andy Mackenzie
Hoss
Jasper Cole
Zeke
Val Kilmer
Cunth
Rhys Coiro
Yerik Novikov
Kevin Skousen
Senator Garver
Robert M. Reid
Priest
Jim Giesler
Janitor
Brandon Trost
Brick's Boyfriend
Robert Douglas Washington
Cashier
Chris Kittinger
Man in Tuxedo
Marielle Heller
Clocky
Derek Mears
Large Henchman
John Gibson
Dealer
Vic Browder
Control Room Guard
Russ Dillen
Commander
Michael-David Aragon
Machine Room Guard
Gregory Alan Williams
Minister
Chad Brummett
Military Officer
Sandra Wood
Nude Model
Matt Wood
Bartender
Mark Dimitrijevic
Man in Café
Amar'e Stoudemire
Self
Brian Petsos
Dude
Alan D'Antoni
Russian Guard
Cajardo Lindsey
Railroad Guard #1
Laurence Chavez
Railroad Guard #2 / Compound Guard #2
Matthew Lee Christmas
Railroad Guard #3
Michael Owen
Railroad Bodyguard
Ed Duran
Compound Guard #1
Tomas Sanchez
Compound Guard #3
Bobby Burns
Compound Guard #4
Bill Leaman
Compound Guard #5
Willie Weber
Compound Guard #6
Alan Tafoya
Charging Guard
Michelle Waterson-Gomez
Club Babe #1
Jason Trost
Smoking Guard
Milos Milicevic
KFBR392 Guy
Christina Rouner
News Anchor
Eugene Nosoff
Russian Radio Voice (voice)
Jamie Haqqani
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Jesus Jr.
Edwin Culebra (uncredited)
Cynthia Lee
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Casey Messer
Cunth's Daughter (uncredited)
