Funny Cow

Maxine Peake

Funny Cow

Stephen Graham

Mike/Funny Calf's Dad

Christine Bottomley

Funny Calf's Mum

Paddy Considine

Angus

Tony Pitts

Bob

Alun Armstrong

Lenny

Lindsey Coulson

Funny Cow's Mum

Kevin Eldon

Danny

Hannah Walters

Jean

Diane Morgan

Margaret

Macy Shackleton

Funny Calf

Hebe Beardsall

Funny Calf (Aged 20s)

Tom Gibbons

Bob (Aged 20s)

Ashton Steele

Young Mike

Vic Reeves

Ventriloquist

John Bishop

Colin Pine

Graham Hughes

Jacques LeCock

Richard Hawley

Cream aka Rodney Chittingdon

Corinne Bailey Rae

Coffee

Bobby Knutt

Crookes Club Concert Secretary

Kevin Rowland

Jeff

Dominic Brunt

Landlord

Duggie Brown

Old Man

Robert Curtis

Dial House Concert Secretary

Steven E Harris

Dial House Heckler

Kate Russell-Smith

Geraldine

Jayne Bickerton

Mad Woman

Steve Money

Fat K.

Kay Boggett

Janet

Jake Holdsworth

Soft Mick

Danny Hawley

Young Kev

Alfie Graham

Liam

Grace Graham

Debs

Lissi Brook

Girl

Lily Jones Adkin

Big Girl

Calvin Cawood

Big Boy

Bilko

Himself

Grant Crookes

Cinema Goer (uncredited)