Anna Faris
Cindy Campbell
Regina Hall
Brenda Meeks
Craig Bierko
Tom Ryan
Bill Pullman
Henry Hale
Anthony Anderson
Mahalik
Leslie Nielsen
President Baxter Harris
Molly Shannon
Marilyn
Michael Madsen
Oliver
Chris Elliott
Ezekiel
Carmen Electra
Holly
Shaquille O'Neal
Shaq
Phil McGraw
Dr. Phil
Cloris Leachman
Mrs. Norris
Conchita Campbell
Rachel
Beau Mirchoff
Robbie Ryan
Kevin Hart
CJ
DeRay Davis
Marvin
Simon Rex
George
YoungBloodZ
YoungBloodZ
Bryan Callen
Harper
Alonzo Bodden
Jamison
Dave Attell
Knifeman
Holly Madison
Blonde #1
Bridget Marquardt
Blonde #2
Kendra Wilkinson
Blonde #3
Drew Mikuska
Cody
Chingy
Chingy
Fabolous
Gunman
Lil Jon
Gloating Driver
Henry Mah
Mr. Koji
Garrett Masuda
Japanese Ghost Boy
John Reardon
Jeremiah
Campbell Lane
Amos
Catherine Barroll
Female Elder #1
Anna Ferguson
Female Elder #2
Sean Allan
Male Elder #2
Ralph Alderman
Male Elder #3
Brad Sihvon
'His Brother, The Sheriff!'
Dave Leach
Mordecai
Andrew McNee
Hoss
Tomoko Sato
Japanese Ghost Woman
Edward Moss
Michael Jackson
Dru Williams
Cindy's Husband
Debra Wilson
Oprah
Laura Dash
Saw Villain - Alien
David Mylrea
Zoltar / 'I'll Pay You'
Craig Mazin
Saw Villain (voice)
David Zucker
Zoltar (voice)
Michael McDonald
Tiffany Stone
Champagne Powell
Don King
Steve Archer
Secret Service Agent
Tim Henry
Dock Foreman
Alex Bruhanski
Tiffany's Trainer
Doug Abrahams
Fight Referee
Blaine Anderson
Vendor at Fight
Dale Wolfe
Hang Gliding Man
Ann Warn Pegg
'Were You Naked?'
Jess McLeod
Little Girl
David MacKay
'Alien Attack!'
Tony Ali
Terrorist
Jana Mitsoula
Running Woman #1
Sharon Simms
Running Woman #2
Mark Burgess
'My Bowels Have Stopped Moving!'
Wes Taylor
Marilyn's New Husband
Gwenda Lorenzetti
Mr. Koji's Assistant
Brenda McDonald
Old Lady Henderson
Tim O'Halloran
Pigface Joe
Darren Rizzolo
Spit Take Kid #1
Adam Cannel
Spit Take Kid #2
Sadie Decoste
Spit Take Kid #3
Michelle Grigor
Spit Take Kid #4
Leandro Iddrisu
Spit Take Kid #5
Justin Callan
Spit Take Kid #6
Yan-Kay Crystal Lowe
Chingy's Girl #1
Christie Laing
Chingy's Girl #2
Angelique Naude
Chingy's Really Hot Waitress
Dexter Bell
Chingy's Hype Man
Beverley Breuer
Blonde Woman in Alien Basket
Scott Barratt
Fight Announcer
Barry W. Levy
National Spokesman
Darryl Scheelar
Shotgun Man
Rorelee Tio
Yoko
Steve Kiziak
Tom's Neighbor #1
Link Baker
Tom's Neighbor #2
Kimberley Buchanan
Tom's Neighbor #3
Kathryn Dobbs
School Teacher
Tony Morelli
Ball Scratcher
Tina Hosford
Wet T-Shirt Girl #1
Elisa King
Wet T-Shirt Girl #2
Andrea Morrow
Wet T-Shirt Girl #3
Monica Dillon
Mahalik's Grandmother
Sarah Edmondson
Bar Waitress
Kwesi Ameyaw
Soldier
Ted Friend
Reporter
Daniel Bruce
Belgian Minister
Chic Gibson
UN Diplomat #1
Robbie Segulam
UN Diplomat #2
Nimet Kanji
UN Diplomat #3
Gabriela Cerecero
UN Diplomat #4
Michael Ikeda
UN Diplomat #5
Mina E. Mina
UN Diplomat #6
Ahmad Sharmrou
UN Diplomat #7
Steadwick D'Penha
UN Diplomat #8
Gregory Bennett
Russian Diplomat
Uget Ebony
UN Diplomat #10
George Grove
Doctor
Charlie Sheen
Tom Logan (uncredited)
James Earl Jones
Narrator (uncredited)
Patrice O'Neal
Rasheed (uncredited)
Chris Williams
Marcus (uncredited)
Mashiah Vaughn-Hulbert
Principal (uncredited)
Kimani Ray Smith
Cut Man (uncredited)
Yaroslav Poverlo
Belgian Representative in UN (uncredited)
Amber Borycki
Dancer (uncredited)
