Michael Opelka

Host

Lloyd Kaufman

Himself

Michael Herz

Himself

Joe Franklin

Joe Franklin

Debbie Rochon

Edna Perlmutter

Ron Fazio

Gorgeous Guy / Toxic Avenger

Theresa Lynn

Gorgeous Gal / Tromette

Phil Rivo

Tromatized Host

J.J. North

Tromette

Joan Gerardi

Tromette

Traci Mann

Tromette

Samuel Z. Arkoff

Himself

John G. Avildsen

Himself

Stan Lee

Himself

Dee Dee Ramone

Himself

Andrew Stevens

Himself