Ashton Kutcher
Jesse
Seann William Scott
Chester
Jennifer Garner
Wanda
Marla Sokoloff
Wilma
Kristy Swanson
Christie Boner
David Herman
Nelson
Hal Sparks
Zoltan
Charlie O'Connell
Tommy
John Toles-Bey
Mr. Pizzacoli
Christian Middelthon
Nordic Dude #1
Dave Bannick
Nordic Dude #2
James Vincent
Jeff
Bob Clendenin
Zarnoff
Mary Lynn Rajskub
Zelmina
Kevin Christy
Zellner
Kristoffer Ryan Winters
Zilbor
Bill Chott
Big Cult Guard #1
Michael Bower
Big Cult Guard #2
John Melendez
Gene
Teressa Tunney
Tania
Linda Porter
Mrs. Crabbleman
Freda Foh Shen
Chinese Foooood Lady (voice)
Mitzi Martin
Jumpsuit Chick #1
Nichole Hiltz
Jumpsuit Chick #2
Linda Kim
Jumpsuit Chick #3
Mia Trudeau
Jumpsuit Chick #4
Kimmarie Johnson
Jumpsuit Chick #5
Keone Young
Chinese Tailor
Christopher Darga
Interrogation Cop
Marc Lynn
Cop with Whips
Pat Finn
Rick
Cleo King
Impound Officer
Cinco Paul
Camp Counselor
Brendan Hill
Boy with Bat
Jona Kai Jacobsen
Anthony
Jodi Ann Paterson
Super Jumpsuit Chick
Dwight Armstrong
Space-A-Rama Employee
Claudine Barros
Patty
Richard Johnson
Birthday Father
Galvin Chapman
Birthday Son
Joanna Bacalso
Bartender
Katherine Baker
Cowgirl Stripper
Tabitha Taylor
Dancer #1
Misty Atkinson
Dancer #2
Veronica Gomez
Dancer #3
Melissa Burleson
Dancer #4
Annette Pursley
Dancer #5
Melissa Copen
Dancer #6
Linda Maria Balver
Dancer #7
Cheryl Tsai
Dancer #8
Erik Audé
Musclehead
Ryan Christian
Musclehead
Blaise Fitzgerald
Musclehead
William H. Gray
Musclehead
Fabio
Fabio
Andy Dick
Mark (uncredited)
Joyce Giraud
Fabio's Girlfriend (uncredited)
Brent Spiner
Pierre (uncredited)
