Scott Mechlowicz
Scott Thomas
Jacob Pitts
Cooper Harris
Michelle Trachtenberg
Jenny
Travis Wester
Jamie
Vinnie Jones
Mad Maynard
Lucy Lawless
Madame Vandersexxx
Jessica Boehrs
Mieke
Patrick Malahide
Arthur Frommer
Patrick Rapold
Christoph
Diedrich Bader
Mugger
Kristin Kreuk
Fiona
Cathy Meils
Mrs. Thomas
Nial Iskhakov
Bert
Matt Damon
Donny
J. Adams
Guitars - Lustra
Christopher Baird
Vocals - Lustra
Nicholas J.M. Cloutman
Bass - Lustra
Bruce Fulford
Drums - Lustra
Molly Schade
Candy
Jakki Degg
Missy
Lenka Dayrit
Sissy
Andrea Stuart
Courier Clerk
Paul Oldham
Cecil
Mike McGuffie
Hooligan
John Comer
Hooligan
Jeff Smith
Hooligan
Michael Cella
Hooligan
David Fisher
Hooligan
Christian Dunckley Clark
Hooligan
Petr Jákl
Gunter
Jakub Kohák
French Soccer Fan
J.P. Manoux
Robot Man
Fred Armisen
Creepy Italian Guy
Eric Moscoso Vertiz
Naked Spanish Guy
Labass Kanoute
Naked African Guy
Sota Sakuma
Naked Tiny Asian Guy
Edita Deveroux
Nude Beach Lady
Petra Tomankova
Nude Beach Lady
Barbora Navratilova
Vandersexxx Girl
Lucie Kachtikova
Vandersexxx Girl
Tereza Zimova
Vandersexxx Girl
Zuzana Björnstad
Vandersexxx Girl
Go Go Jean Michel Francis
Rasta Waiter
Helder Cambolo
Rasta Chef
Jana Pallaske
Anna, The Camera Store Girl
Vilém Holý
Hans
Jiří Maria Sieber
Gruber
Roger Denesha
Bakery Man
Amy Huck
Bakery Woman
Dominic Raacke
Trucker
Rade Šerbedžija
Tibor
Jan Nemejovský
Manager at Opulent Hotel
Miroslav Táborský
Waiter at Opulent Hotel
Tereza Brettschneiderova
Girl in Orange Juice Ad
Kristýna Simová
Girl in Orange Juice Ad
Vítězslav Bouchner
Orange Juice Ad Voice Over (voice)
Steve Hytner
Green Fairy
Walter Sittler
Mieke's Father
Adam Dotlacil
Heinrich
Joel Kirby
Swiss Guard
Andrea Miltner
Vatican Tour Guide
Ellen Savaria
Tourist Woman in Vatican
Predrag Bjelac
Italian Guy at Vatican
Nick Jameson
Reporter
Jack Marston
Pope
Pat Kilbane
American Robot Guy
Joanna Lumley
Hostel Clerk
Mindy Sterling
Old Woman in Confessional (uncredited)
Jeffrey Tambor
Scott's Dad (uncredited)
