Kal Penn
Edward
Adam Campbell
Peter
Jennifer Coolidge
White Bitch
Jayma Mays
Lucy
Faune Chambers Watkins
Susan
Crispin Glover
Willy
Tony Cox
Bink
Héctor Jiménez
Mr. Tumnus
Darrell Hammond
Captain Jack Swallows
Carmen Electra
Mystique
David Carradine
Museum Curator
Fred Willard
Aslo
Kevin McDonald
Harry Potter
George Alvarez
Ron
Crista Flanagan
Hermoine
Dana Seltzer
Flight Attendant
Dane Farwell
Albus Dumbledore
Tad Hilgenbrink
Cyclops
Jim Piddock
Magneto
Vince Vieluf
Wolverine
Kahshanna Evans
Storm
Lindsey Kraft
Rogue
Jareb Dauplaise
Nacho Libre
Rico Rodriguez
Chanchito
Danny Jacobs
Borat / Pirate with Eye Patch
David Lehre
Ashton Kutcher
James Walker Sr.
Samuel Jackson
Tysen Knight
Kanye West
Alla Petrou
Paris Hilton
Gregory Jbara
Mel Gibson
Jill Latiano Howerton
Singing Pirate Girl
Abe Spigner
Flavor Flav
Shawn McDonald
P. Diddy Faun
Lauren Conrad
Lauren Conrad
Katt Williams
Harry Beaver (voice)
Nick Steele
Lead Archer
Brennan Thomas
Woodsman
David J. Catching
Aslo's Camp Band
Jesse Hughes
Aslo's Camp Band
Brian O'Connor
Aslo's Camp Band
Gene Trautmann
Aslo's Camp Band
Kenny Yates
Pirate with Heart
D.J. Dierker
Pirate
Taran Killam
Pirate
Jeremy Rowley
Pirate
Qiana Chase
Pirate Wench
Jillian Grace
Pirate Wench
Masha Lund
Pirate Wench
Pollyanna Uruena
Pirate Wench
Sara Jean Underwood
Pirate Wench
Olivia Hardt
Cribs Faun
Zee James
Cribs Faun
Ginny Jones
Cribs Faun
Britten Kelley
Cribs Faun
Arielle Vandenberg
Cribs Faun
Heather Storm
Aslo's Girl
Irina Voronina
Jogging Girl
Audra Lynn
Wardrobe Girl
Darko Belgrade
James Bond
Brookelyn Freed
Bond Girl
Sabi Dorr
Blacksmith
David Whatley-Zepeda
Silas the Monk
Mike Grief
Prison Guard
Mary Castro
Breast Bite Woman
Ron Léroy
Nose Bite Guy
Thomas Van Tassel
Crotch Bite Guy
Lichelle D. Ebner
Morphed Mystique
Paul Zies
Thug
Roscoe Lee Browne
Narrator (voice)
Ronald Lee Clark
Oompa Loompa
Joe Gieb
Oompa Loompa
Arturo Gil
Oompa Loompa
Ricardo Gil
Oompa Loompa
Michael Lee Gogin
Oompa Loompa
Joseph S. Griffo
Oompa Loompa
Pancho Moler
Oompa Loompa
Mighty Mike Murga
Oompa Loompa
Mark Povinelli
Oompa Loompa
Jon Simanton
Oompa Loompa
David Steinberg
Oompa Loompa
John Tamaki
Oompa Loompa
Kevin Thompson
Oompa Loompa
Tyce Diorio
Willy Dance Double
Richard Steelo Vasquez
Curator Dance Double
Megan Hiratzka
Dancing Pirate Girl
Samantha Faye Lee
Dancing Pirate Girl
Philip Albuquerque
Breakdancing Pirate
Jaime Burgos III
Breakdancing Pirate
Oren Michaeli
Breakdancing Pirate
Frankie DeMiranda
Dancing Soldier
Chadd Smith
Madd Chadd
Anwar Burton
Michael Jackson
Yousef Abu-Taleb
Daniel
Kevin Hart
Silas (uncredited)
Scott L. Schwartz
Rubeus Hagrid (uncredited)
Monica Ford
The Hot Nun (uncredited)
John Eric Brown
Warrior (uncredited)
Dave Gist
Man-Boobs! (uncredited)
Jon Overgaauw
Oompa Loompa (uncredited)
Donna Russo
Oompa Loompa (uncredited)
Phillip Sanchez
Monk (uncredited)
Matt Weinglass
Warrior (uncredited)
Michelle Lang
Bond Girl
